10 Things I Can't Stand in a Man or How to Lose Me in Ten Days

1:57pm December 2nd, 2008 By braceletseeds

 

10. Ugly shoes

 

9. When his pant cuffs don’t  go over his ugly shoes

 

8. Obviously and painstakingly plucked eyebrows

 

7. A deep void where the awareness of the discovery of deodorant/cologne should reside

 

6. The spewing out of utterly trivial and pointless facts believing this ups his intellect/ sex appeal/ superiority

 

5. Dirty fingernails if he’s not a construction worker/ struggling artist/ avid hiker

 

4. High interest in the same subject you are interested in followed by blank stares when delving deeper into said subject

 

3. Aversion to animals, the elderly, or babies (if not occupied by a traumatic experience)

 

2. No knowledge of psychology (an understanding of why woman love socializing would suffice, for example)

 

And the number 1 way to lose me in less than ten days:

 

Picking fights with people struggling to serve or please them (i.e. waitresses, store clerks, family members)

 

Tags: petpeeves, psychology, relationships

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  Posted by openid.aol.com/boujak December 3rd, 2008
You have me at ugly shoes

  Posted by anonymous December 4th, 2008
I can't handle metro guys in general... so, yeah, no plucked eye brows. And if you do, please don't try to create a damn arch!

  Posted by anonymous December 4th, 2008
Oh, and that last comment was from Princess Pointful over at hijinksgalore.blogspot.com... I have no idea how to work your comment section!!

Author Comment   Posted by braceletseeds December 4th, 2008

Princess Pointful:  Yes arched eyebrows are too much...if his eyebrows are more perfect than mine than something's wrong.  Also, I'll see what I can do about fixing the comments section. I'm still new to this whole thing so I'm not sure if it's my blogging platform or lack of knowledge in HTML.

 

  Posted by anonymous December 8th, 2008

Oh, I AGREE with you on Point #1!  Picking fights with service industry workers is a deal-breaker.  I think it just showcases a lot of really negative qualities, all in one action.

 

Laurie
your-illfitting-overcoat.com

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