Obama's Top 7 Picks for Secretary of State..................yeah

8:55am November 14th, 2008 By braceletseeds

 

Forget Hillary Clinton! 

I believe these seven unrealized candidates could take this position fourth in line from the presidency and rock it!

 

 

1.  Oprah - Who hasn't thought of Oprah joining the Obama administration? She's a great communicator and therapist, and with the money she's rollin' in could single-handedly rebuild Iraq.

 

 

 

2.  Beyonce - A diva with both beauty and brains. I'm sorry but a lady like this can seriously conquer.

 

 

3.  Britney Spears - You may laugh now, but who better to pull us out of the gutter by resconstucting the damaged image of America?

 

 

4.  Tie between Angelina Jolie and Madonna - Both are world-renowned, invariably civic-minded, and their excellent international connections on almost every continent wouldn't hurt either.

 

 

5.  Arnold Shwarzenegger -  I'd only recommend fear as a last resort, but the terminating image he's built around the globe may do wonders for our national security situation. 

 

 

6.  Sarah Palin - Awwww, yes, I said it.  Why?  What better way to confuse the terrorists than with a constant stream of jumbling reiterations.   No offense to the governor, though.  She's hot and so could easily distract the bad guys as we slip past and bring democracy.  Plus, she's already friendly with that French dude.

 

 

 

7. And of course, Stephen Colbert - His uncanny ability to work both sides of the ideological spectrum could finally help bring our bipartisan country together.

Or he could just flip off the world leaders who piss him off.

 

 

Who'd you pick?

 

 

Tags: celebrities, international, obama, politics, silliness

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  Posted by openid.aol.com/boujak November 15th, 2008
I can't help but choose Colbert, at least we know what he wants by thinking of the opposite of what say he believes in !! at least we will have fun playing the guessing game !!

  Posted by anonymous November 16th, 2008

Sarah Palin hands down!! It'd be so much fun confusing those terrorists and distracting them! She would have been really good on the tv show 24.

I like the idea of Oprah but only if she'll become iraq's new dictator. And if she makes all decisions happen on her tv show.

Author Comment   Posted by braceletseeds November 17th, 2008

 Colbert  really does seem like a fun and intelligent guy even when he's being silly or "mean".

And Palin on 24? Priceless.

Oprah in charge of Iraq is starting to make more and more sense too. 

  Posted by anonymous December 11th, 2008
I think all those people would be interesting picks. Lol. I love Oprah and Britney!

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