10 Things I Can't Stand in a Man or How to Lose Me in Ten Days

12/02/2008 13:57:00 1:57pm December 2nd, 2008 By braceletseeds

10. Ugly shoes

9. When his pant cuffs don’t go over his ugly shoes

8. Obviously and painstakingly plucked eyebrows

7. A deep void where the awareness of the discovery of deodorant/cologne should reside

6. The spewing out of utterly trivial and pointless facts believing this ups his intellect/ sex appeal/ superiority

5. Dirty fingernails if he’s not a construction worker/ struggling artist/ avid hiker

4. High interest in the same subject you are interested in followed by blank stares when delving deeper into said subject

3. Aversion to animals, the elderly, or babies (if not occupied by a traumatic experience)

2. No knowledge of psychology (an understanding of why woman love socializing would suffice, for example)

And the number 1 way to lose me in less than ten days:

Picking fights with people struggling to serve or please them (i.e. waitresses, store clerks, family members)

Tags: petpeeves, psychology, relationships